On Congress, Rwanda Rumors, and Administrative Confusion

Citizens of https://app.warera.io/country/683ddd2c24b5a2e114af1612,

This one wishes first to congratulate the newly elected members of Congress.

To all those who campaigned, debated, negotiated, argued in public channels, and survived the mysterious emotional damage caused by reading legislation at 2AM — congratulations.

May your terms be productive, your meetings brief, and your treaty clauses mercifully short.

This one also wishes to extend congratulations to https://app.warera.io/user/694dc3c65b77a68527021717 on becoming the new Minister of Foreign Affairs.

A difficult office, yes.

One filled with paperwork, diplomacy, regional disputes, and occasional psychic damage.

This one wishes you the best of luck.

And now… to the matter that has surprised many citizens, several journalists, and honestly this one as well.

Somehow…

This one has become Vice President again.

Yes.

Again.

This development was apparently the result of political processes, Cabinet decisions, and events that absolutely, completely, and unquestionably had nothing to do with any previous plans involving sending the former Vice President to https://app.warera.io/country/6873d0ea1758b40e712b5f40 as an insurgent.

Those accusations are entirely ridiculous.

This one would also like to clarify that:

• no operational documents existed

• no caravan routes were prepared

• and no one ever said the phrase:
  “This will probably work.”

Such rumors are false and deeply creative.

Regardless, this one accepts the role once more with humility, gratitude, and mild confusion regarding how this keeps happening.

South Africa has experienced many unusual moments:
regional negotiations,
mercenary disputes,
vampires,
cat monarchies,
and now apparently repeat Khajiit vice presidencies.

Yet through it all, the nation continues forward.

To the new Congress:
This one looks forward to working alongside you all.

To the new MoFA:
May your coffee remain strong.

And to the citizens of https://app.warera.io/country/683ddd2c24b5a2e114af1612
Thank you for continuing to tolerate what is increasingly becoming the strangest administration in regional history.

May the roads stay open.
May the government remain functional.
And may nobody ask further questions about https://app.warera.io/country/6873d0ea1758b40e712b5f40

– https://app.warera.io/user/68e538c09c4aafa6f1a0bd5c