ONE TRILLION FREE BABU’S

ONE TRILLION FREE BABU’S
A slice of War Era life by SPOODERJERUSALEM

We sat down with Anon Smurf, a vigilant Smurf who took it upon himself to cry injustice concerning his fellow Smurfs silencing. The whole village has been in uproar since the Mute King Smurf has been muted for 1141 years. To give you an idea how absurd the length of this mute is, around 1141 years ago the Vikings were raiding the country of Flanders. In this case.. actual Vikings, not the snápar who attempt to claim Belgium every other day.
-Editor's note: Look up gingival recession.

The campaign run by Anon has reached over 20000 views, so we visited the Smurf village and headed to Tappern’s Tavern to find out more about the who's and what's driving the FREE BABU movement.

Anyway.. Here is the interview. We didn’t get much information out of our friend as we sat down in Tappern’s Tavern, while the whole village was in unrest.

SPOODERJERUSALEM: Thank you for your time. First question, why?

ANON SMURF: FREE BABU

SPOODERJERUSALEM: Is your government involved in this campaign?

ANON SMURF: The Belgian government has zero influence on our campaign. We Smurfs will smurf to the death for our fellow Smurfs.

SPOODERJERUSALEM: When will your campaign end?

ANON SMURF: We do not forget! FREE BABU!

SPOODERJERUSALEM: If you had a direct line to the moderators,what would you say?

ANON SMURF: Expect us, FREE BABU!

<ANON SMURF jumps on the table>

SPOODERJERUSALEM: Calm down my friend!

ANON SMURF: FREE BABU TO YOU ALL!

<Anon causes a commotion and other Smurfs flock towards Anon Smurf as they exit the tavern.>

As the sun goes down, torches are lit and the pack of Smurfs grows by the hour. It seems to me that this village will not rest until the Mute King has been set free.

FREE BABU TO YOU ALL

Klipy tag: FREEBABU