The battlefield is burning. The fries are crispy. And somehow… Belgium is losing troops to a country smaller than a supermarket parking lot.

Reports from the front lines confirm that Vatican City has activated its secret weapon: the power of faith and extremely angry grandpas with rosaries.

Belgian commanders remain confident.

“We didn’t come this far just to get folded by the Pope’s gaming chair,” one general stated while stress-eating waffles.

Current war stats show Belgium throwing everything into the offensive:

• Tanks? Sent.

• Infantry? Sent.

• Diplomacy? Deleted.

• Common sense? Never existed.

Meanwhile Vatican City soldiers reportedly gain +50 morale every time church bells ring.

Meme Intelligence Report

Belgium:
“Bro it’s literally one city, how hard can it be?”

Vatican City 5 minutes later:
Deus Vult bass boosted ✝️

Frontline Situation

Belgium troops are encouraged to:

Keep pushing
Ignore casualties
Never underestimate tiny nations
Stop asking why the Pope has nukes

Analysts say victory is still possible if Belgium continues the sacred strategy known as:

“SPAM EVERYTHING AND PRAY”

The war continues tonight at 19.4M firepower.
May the waffles survive.