Orange is the New Green

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The Silence of the Goth 🦇

On the early morning of last Friday I was sitting in my VP offices, wallowing in sorrow as German Namibian decorators redecorated my once dark and mysterious offices as per the official occupation document I was handed.
As the Bauhaus aesthetic took over and things went from organized chaos to engineered precision, I knew I had to get out.

And so I took to the streets (aka Global Chat) to let loose, braai a little, drink a little and indeed even "wiggle" a little, something I had done on Friday's on a regular basis.
For what better way to forget your problems than to dance and party them away, at least for a little while - hell, it is a https://app.warera.io/country/683ddd2c24b5a2e114af1612n tradition, we dance when we're happy, we dance when we're angry and we even dance when we're sad.

But alas, it was not to last - there are many rumor's as to what happened that morning: disgruntled enemies phoning in reports, sensitive members of the community being offended and even whispers of over zealous mods - no one knows for sure but what happened next took me and the community by surprise.

I was once again nabbed by the mods for violation of 7.3.c, this time for wiggling my butt in the incorrect manner.
For only :Sussy: is allowed and not redacted by admin

And so I arrived in a familiar place - the Mute Wing of WarEra's International Prison for the Criminally Tongued

At least I was welcomed by familiar faces and friends, https://app.warera.io/user/696140fccc472666cbd5d1cd now serving a life sentence and https://app.warera.io/user/68e6816ad84c08e488a2afea still serving his prolonged stay - and of coarse I passed the specially reserved cell for https://app.warera.io/user/691d7aefc66380bdd827820f, whom would join me several days later.

And so I served my time, the Commander assigned to my appeal https://app.warera.io/user/681ec174f6f19b81b61aeb4b simply said I did the crime and so should do the time. Warden https://app.warera.io/user/690d6b03becd7485dbb33b05 let me pet him occasionally when I felt sad and Warrant Officer https://app.warera.io/user/6813b759efecdf9bab1950cb would sneak me extra rations occasionally.

And then I got an idea, I could use this time to not only promote my OnlyTanks but the plight of the https://app.warera.io/country/683ddd2c24b5a2e114af1612n people and promotion of our new baby boom!

So using some prison ingenuity and perhaps a little contraband, I proudly present the:

"Orange is the New Green: Limited Edition Prison Feet Pics"

Lets hope the release of this story doesn't get me sent back

So all the new https://app.warera.io/country/683ddd2c24b5a2e114af1612n's - Hi! :PeepoHey: I'm the Vice President and the person behind all the posts flooding your feeds.
And the to rest of WarEra - Like, Tip and Subscribe for more stories, memes and maybe even the occasional cheeky feet pic :peepoFeet:

This is https://app.warera.io/user/68e52840f23d7a975dd7988d - hoping to not get muted again for this