Ostmajoren goes to the border of the Netherlands, sees only sea! "ground..i mean waterbreaking"

Editorial:

Sometimes you have to sacrifice things in life, such as your personal safety, for the truth to come out. That was done today as I went to the Dutch border so see the enemies landmass by myself.

But what welcomed me was something I never would have imagined in all my young life, for there was no land to speak of. Everything was submerged. Even the windmills raised just halfway up from the water.

The view that was given to me when I stood on the border between Germany and The Netherlands.

This raises alot of questions for our alliance. Are we being attacked by seals? Is the godawful cheese they produce just Spongebobs distant cousins? How are we going to build an IKEA on it?

I have put a motion through congress waiting for approval that we rename this scam for what it really is.

The Netherseas.

I for one as a fisherman know one thing for certain. Our weapon have shifted from tanks to trawlers.

Ostmajoren, reporting on the spot for your safety.