Ouham: 70% More Medicinal Plants
70% Bonus, 3.5% Tax, up to 300% More Profit!*
Issued by the Central African Revolutionary AssemblyThe Spectator — Advertorial
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The result? A whopping seventy percent better yield in https://app.warera.io/region/6873d11594e6b3b7989a4c32 than that "premium" plot your neighbour won't stop bragging about.
And it's all perfectly legal. Your Central African Revolutionary Assembly has liberalized medicinal plant cultivation.
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Testimonials
https://app.warera.io/user/698a8d90c0b91cffed8be5ae — peaceful farmer, part-time writer
"I farm here myself, on land I chose before I had the numbers to justify it. And I now have the numbers to justify hiring more workers. I did not need more reasons to grow more coca, but I will not pretend I am unhappy to have them."
https://app.warera.io/user/6999fd1aae2e0cec85f83413 — recently started smoking again
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https://app.warera.io/user/6a62b98fcf7761f55467ae5a — worker's rights activist
"My workers now enjoy a high wage of up to [0.140]. Are you fairly paid?"
Anonymous https://app.warera.io/country/683ddd2c24b5a2e114af15d1n Congress Member — foreign affairs minister
"I might move my factories [to https://app.warera.io/region/6873d11594e6b3b7989a4c32]"
Don't build any place the map allows you. Build where the map recommends you. Build in https://app.warera.io/region/6873d11594e6b3b7989a4c32 !
*DISCLAIMER: Three-hundred-percent-more-profit figure (300) reflects a veteran worker at full fidelity posting a net wage of exactly zero point one three zero (0.135 → 0.130) and not a fraction more or less, results are not typical, results are not guaranteed, results assume the worker stays, results assume the worker does not get a better offer next door, seventy percent yield figure is calculated against the next best competing region for medicinal plants (0.133 → 0.130) as ranked by the Spectator's own Worker Yield Analysis tool at time of publication, a real tool, using real numbers, that we did not rig, doctor, or manipulate, three point five percent tax rate is current as of publication and subject to change by any future act of the Central African Revolutionary Assembly including but not limited to acts the Assembly has not yet thought of, market prices for medicinal plants and their refined derivatives may rise, may fall, may do both in the same afternoon, past yield is no guarantee of future yield, past forecast is no guarantee of future forecast, the Ouham Agrarian Cooperative is a real cooperative with real land and real deposits but is not a bank, is not a broker, and is not licensed to give financial advice to anyone in any jurisdiction including this one, consult your own spreadsheet, consult the Spectator's tools, consult a friend who is good at math, side effects of relocating your company may include paperwork, moving costs, and mild regret if you had already built somewhere else, void where prohibited, mostly not prohibited, offer good while deposits last, deposits are, as far as we know, not going anywhere.
Data: Worker Yield Analysis — The Spectator
Stats: https://app.warera.io/article/6a9231efba5859e89bbc57d6