Pakistan Sold Out— In Other News, Water Is Wet

skyrabbitApril 17, 2026news

Namaste, and good morning to everyone except the ICPD.

So Pakistan has officially announced they are joining the ICPD. We at India would like to take a moment to express our deepest, most heartfelt reaction —

We don't care.


The Backstabbing Allegations

Pakistan claims Turkey backstabbed them. Shocking. Truly shocking. Who could have ever predicted that in a game built entirely around war, diplomacy and betrayal — someone would get betrayed?

We in India are absolutely devastated for you. We lit a diya. We said a prayer. Then we went back to upgrading our Automated Engines.


The India Allegations

Pakistan says India "hates them for being Pakistani."

Bhai, we don't hate you. We simply don't think about you that much. You are our background noise. Our loading screen. Our tutorial we already skipped.


The ICPD — A Love Story

Pakistan has found new friends in the ICPD. We are happy for them. Truly. Everyone deserves friends, even if those friends are just people who also lost to the Asian Federation and decided to form a support group about it.

Indonesia is also there apparently. Brothers in suffering, united by defeat. Very touching. Someone get these people some Bread (+10 HP) because they clearly need it.


A Message To Pakistan

Dear Pakistan,

We wish you nothing but the best in your new alliance. May your Limestone be plentiful, your Lead never run out, and your Automated Engines always be at max level.

But just know — while you were writing this article, India was producing Ammo.

And we know exactly who it's for. 😊

Jai Hind. 🇮🇳

— Skyrabbit, India

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