Panic in Europe ! (Memes compilation)

[We continue our lil' story, reading in order = more fun :D]

While war in Europe continues to rage, our journalist Dick Assman wanted to investigate on the countries we actually never hear or talk about.

In fact, recently, Luxembourg got completely destroyed, and it just created a terrifying atmosphere in europe.

(yes, I needed to write "luxembourg" on the flag because no one knows wtf this flag is)

So, my dear Dick, since Luxembourg fall, and all those murdering wars, what are your findings ?

"Yes thank you, I started my investigation in England, we actually never hear about this country because it's leaders are terryfied of getting bombed by the germans again... even though they are allies... so they adopted a never seen before strategy : slowly fade out on the map. Never do nothing, just push back the belgians, and stop breathing until everyone forget about them !"

"During my investigation, I actually discovered that spain was doing the same thing for eons ! Doing absolutely NOTHING for so much times that I actually forgot it existed myself !"

"But in the hope that I would not speak about them so they can stay out of the fight, some spain bureaucrats told me to go look on the estern europe ! And they were right ! "

"I found crazy leaders chuckling out of fear, waiting for death to come as they were living on a ticking bomb with no allies !... And the worst : Germany was trying to declare war on them !"

"But the country that was doing the best hiding was Moldova, with it's leaders hiding in some child clothing and hiding their official documents and absence of alliance under their skirt !"

Thank you Dick Assman for this great investigation, see you soon !