Parama Gitanui Nausėdai – papildams ir steroidams

Gerbiami Lietuvos piliečiai,

Mūsų Prezidentas jau atidavė visas jėgas valstybei. Atėjo metas mums atiduoti skolą jam. Deja, vien iš prezidento algos neįmanoma išlaikyti tokios formos, kokios reikalauja XXI amžiaus geopolitika.

Kiekvienas paaukotas centas bus skirtas gyvybiškai svarbioms reikmėms:

💉 „vitaminams“

🥩 15 kg vištienos per savaitę;

💪 kreatinui ir kitiems papildams;

🏋️ sporto klubo abonementui;

🇱🇹 Lietuvos garbės gynimui su 55 cm rankomis.

Kiekviena auka priartina dieną, kai Gitanas vienu žvilgsniu atgrasys priešus, o NATO nebereikės net siųsti pastiprinimo.

Nepraeik pro šalį. Šiandien paremk Prezidento masės auginimo fondą. Rytoj jis parems tave... savo plačia nugara.

Surinkus 100 % tikslo – Prezidentas atrakins „Ultra Instinct Nausėda“ formą.

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Dear citizens of Lithuania,

Our President has already given everything he has for the country. Now it's our turn to repay him. Unfortunately, even a presidential salary isn't enough to maintain the kind of physique demanded by 21st-century geopolitics.

Every donation will go toward absolutely essential expenses:

💉 "Vitamins"

🥩 15 kg of chicken every week

💪 Creatine and other supplements

🏋️ A gym membership

🇱🇹 Defending Lithuania's honor with 55 cm arms

Every donation brings us one step closer to the day when Gitanas can scare away our enemies with a single look, and NATO won't even need to send reinforcements.

Don't just scroll past. Support the President's bulking fund today. Tomorrow, he'll support you... with his massive back.

Once we reach 100% of the goal, the President will unlock his "Ultra Instinct Nausėda" form.