Petition to bring back Global chat in COC

“People vs. Whoever Removed Global Chat”

To,
The Supreme Authorities

We the emotionally damaged gamers submit this petition demanding the immediate return of the sacred COC Global Chat.

Ever since Global Chat vanished:

• Clan leaders now recruit like unemployed LinkedIn users.

• Trash talk GDP has fallen by 87%.

• “Bro donate” culture is dying.

• Diplomacy between nations has collapsed.

• Lonely Town Hall 7s have nobody to impress.

Global Chat was the backbone of civilization.

It created:
✔ International friendships
✔ International enemies
✔ Random marriages
✔ Random racism
✔ Random “join fast war starting” messages every 3 seconds

Without Global Chat, how are we supposed to:

• Flex our rushed bases?

• Threaten revenge after losing 12 trophies?

• Spam “need active members”

• Watch 9-year-olds negotiate world peace?

Failure to restore Global Chat may result in:

• Public riots

• Goblin inflation

• Barbarian unemployment

• Emotional damage to veterans worldwide

Signed respectfully,
Citizens suffering from Global Chat withdrawal syndrome.