Planned Article Delayed

Readers were expecting a new article today.

Instead, the Swedish author confirmed the article has been temporarily delayed.

Sources say the writing process began earlier this morning.

Initial Progress

The author reportedly opened a blank document and began working.

Observed progress included:

• writing the title “Very Serious War Analysis”

• deleting it immediately

• drawing a small tank

After closer inspection, the tank looked more like a slightly retarded elephant.

Escalation

Several additional writing attempts were observed throughout the day.

These included:

• starting a paragraph and ending it with “this sounds stupid”

• attempting to research something and accidentally reading three unrelated things instead

• drawing a second elephant tank for comparison

Sources confirm the second drawing was slightly worse.

Current Situation

Author confirm that the article will instead be written tomorrow.

Until then, readers have been provided with below.