Moj program je jednostavan, jedinstven, lako razumljiv, ja sam tu za malog korumpiranog čovjeka, želim da korupcija bude dostupna svima.
Ja sam ovdje glas naroda kojem je dosta toga da ljude bude sram korupcije, ja želim bit kriminalac, želim da kriminal napokon dođe na Pantovčak, ja ću tamo naravno primat i druge kriminalce.
Ja Hrvatskoj nudim korupciju, koruptivni red, koruptivni rad i koruptivni rast, znači sve što Vam ovi ostali majstori nude ja Vam nudim duplo, isto tako ja jedini nudim osmi padež a to je: Kome? Koliko? I još bih samo pozvao sve mrtve da glasaju za mene.
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My program is simple, unique, easy to understand, I'm here for the little corrupt man, I want corruption to be accessible to everyone.
I am the voice of the people here, people who are sick of being ashamed of corruption. I want to be a criminal, I want crime to finally come to Pantovčak, and of course I'll be welcoming other criminals there too.
To Croatia I offer corruption, corruptive order, corruptive work, and corruptive growth meaning everything these other gentlemen are offering you, I'm offering you double. I'm also the only one offering the eighth case, and that is: To whom? How much? And lastly, I'd just like to invite all the dead to vote for me.