Our Carlsberg, who art in Copenhagen,
hallowed be thy lager.
Thy bottles come,
thy taps be drawn,
in pubs as they are in Denmark.
Give us this day our daily pilsner,
and forgive us our warm beers,
as we forgive those who serve us Swedish lager.
Lead us not into sobriety,
but deliver us from alcohol-free.
For thine is the brewery,
the barley, and the glory,
probably the best in the world.
Skål.