Greetings, generous rulers.
I come before you today with a bold investment opportunity.
You give me coins.
I… receive coins.
It’s a simple business model that’s been extensively researched by me.
Now, you may ask, “What do I get in return?”
Excellent question.
You get the warm, fuzzy feeling of knowing you prevented a talented writer from having to loot level 1 resource tiles for dinner.
Your donation will fund critical operations such as:
*Repairing my dignity after another failed rally.
*Replacing troops who bravely volunteered to become enemy kill points.
*Convincing myself that “one more upgrade” is financially responsible.
*Continuing to write articles that hopefully entertain you.
Every coin matters.
Ten coins say, “Nice article.”
One hundred coins say, “Keep writing.”
One thousand coins say, “I accidentally clicked the wrong button… but I’ll pretend I meant it.”
If you’re broke too, don’t worry.
Just leave a comment saying, “I wanted to tip but my kingdom’s economy is in shambles.”
We’ll cry together.
Thank you for reading, and may your treasury always be fuller than mine.