Iโm currently trapped in Poland doing back-breaking labor hauling cement blocks for literal pennies. Why canโt I quit? Oh, easy, they took my passport. Every time I try to leave, the boss just says โcome back in 24 hoursโ ๐ญโณ
But wait... it gets worse...
I tried starting my own company to escape poverty. Found an INSANE fishing spot: winter salmon just chilling, basically free money ๐๐ฐ
Some guy asked for a job. Sure, why not?
Then he proposes a โsimpleโ wage: 0.114 per fish. Sounds great, right?
WRONG.
Itโs 0.114 PER KILOGRAM ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Now every time this man touches a boat, my bank account flatlines. Iโm paying him out of my own pocket. Iโve sold my clothes. My furniture is next. The house is eyeing me nervously. ๐ ๐จ
I canโt fire him either, because I LOST HIS PASSPORT (yes, ironic). He says itโll take 24 hours to get new documents. Of course. โณ
As Iโm writing this, I can see him heading back to the boat. If he catches another salmon, I may have to start auctioning organs. ๐ซ
Please support this gofundme before I achieve financial extinction ๐๐ธ
He is getting rich and I'm going broke ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ