PSA to new players: READ. YOUR. CONTRACTS. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ“œ ๐Ÿ˜ญ

ObniJanuary 15, 2026begging

Iโ€™m currently trapped in Poland doing back-breaking labor hauling cement blocks for literal pennies. Why canโ€™t I quit? Oh, easy, they took my passport. Every time I try to leave, the boss just says โ€œcome back in 24 hoursโ€ ๐Ÿ˜ญโณ

But wait... it gets worse...

I tried starting my own company to escape poverty. Found an INSANE fishing spot: winter salmon just chilling, basically free money ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ’ฐ
Some guy asked for a job. Sure, why not?
Then he proposes a โ€œsimpleโ€ wage: 0.114 per fish. Sounds great, right?

WRONG.
Itโ€™s 0.114 PER KILOGRAM ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Now every time this man touches a boat, my bank account flatlines. Iโ€™m paying him out of my own pocket. Iโ€™ve sold my clothes. My furniture is next. The house is eyeing me nervously. ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ˜จ

I canโ€™t fire him either, because I LOST HIS PASSPORT (yes, ironic). He says itโ€™ll take 24 hours to get new documents. Of course. โณ

As Iโ€™m writing this, I can see him heading back to the boat. If he catches another salmon, I may have to start auctioning organs. ๐Ÿซ 

Please support this gofundme before I achieve financial extinction ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ’ธ

He is getting rich and I'm going broke ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ