Who Is Quim?
Q: What is your name?
A: My name- Oh, let me tell you my name, uhh, I'm confused, because, uh, y'know, like we're supposed to believe in the ministry, right, so is the- uh is the church and state supposed to be separate? I'm confused 'cause i never went to school. Right? Is a confused person, get a resolution? I don't understand, you see, when you go like that (hold fingers like a cross), right, you have a cross, two sticks, right, and that's how i felt, when i was in Waterloo. Because when i walked, in Waterloo, and smiled at people, they treated me like a vampire, they used the cross, and they went like this (holds fingers like a cross again) by not smiling at me. In Toronto- Hey guys, you know me (waves at someone behind camera), Joaquim Alberto, easy going?
Those who know me, i'm a nobody, you understand? And you can't kill a person with no body. So, why am i afraid? I'm not afraid, i'm afraid of the boogeyman, who's the boogeyman, you figure it out, i'm getting out of here, i'm going back to Waterloo where the vampires hang out, and i'm gonna wear my sunglasses at night, you know why? Because women, show their ****, have short skirts, and then they feel violated when i look at them (uses hands to symbolise glasses on face). Why, 'cause i have sunglasses on and I'm weird.
Uhh, I'm from Humberside, I'm sorry if i made a fool of Humberside but, all those people who called me a sleepwalker, I woke up, now I'm going back to sleep, 'cause I'm gonna be committed in an isolation room, because I'm gonna go back to the ministry, and allow them to perceive me as i am, a fuck up! Good bye! (walks away but comes back again) Hey Toronto the Good, look at- look at this square, it was a shit hole when i worked here, now it looks like New York Manhattan, where are the bums, there's no bums here? Toronto doesn't have bums, but Waterloo they're creating bums, they created me (points at self). Why? I don't know, maybe it's the church, talk to the pope, he knows everything. I've had it, I'm gonna die, how can you d-die, when you're dead! Oh wait a second! I'm gonna be crucified, right? (Rips open shirt), (wipes sweat off forehead) I'm not gonna raise my voice- I love you.