A man who believes lies will suffer from happiness
You will only realize how valuable life is once you cannot realize how valuable it is
A genie once gave a broke man the choice to wake up tomorrow with billions in his pocket, but for the cost of half of his treasure. The broke man accepted the the offer and woke up next to half of his wife.
Tell a man the date when he will die, he will live life knowing he won't die. But will die inside everyday that passes. Tell a man how he will die, and he will die from being to paranoid.
Tell a man he can fly and he will laugh at you, tell him he can't fly and he will think about it before answering you.
There is no boundaries in life. Life is the boundary.
Tell a married man he is alone because of his looks, he will shrug it off knowing that he isn't alone and he is beautiful. A month later his wife divorces him. Now he believes a lie that he knew was a lie.
A dog once asked his owner when he will eat, when he will go for a walk again and where his favorite toy was, his owner replied; "Good boy, fetch!"
Give a man that is sad a gun, give a man that is happy a gun. Put the happy man in a room alone and the sad man alone in a room, come back the next day and both survived. But the happy man had a bullet missing
If you had the choice between life A and life B and receive the information that one is a good life and one is a bad life, you will complain that the one you chose is the bad life, not knowing that there never was a good or bad life, you made it the bad life
I made these quotes while writing them
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Tip:
If someone says something wrong you can use this magic spell to accept that they are wrong:
"Bing bong I recommend school because you're wrong."
just like that they will apologize!
peace
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