Dear reader, welcome, take a seat.

I am going to show you a picture, and i want you to tell me if you see anything wrong with it.

Oh you don't, lemme show you more pictures and you can tell me then.



Do you see it now? Because I do.

**And alas, my eyes were open** 👀👀
Exposed to the light ⭐️⭐️✨️,
The truth made bare ☯️☯️,
The veil began to tear before me 🕸️✂️,
And behind it lay a truth I had spent so long looking for, yet never truly seeing 👁️👁️.
And the picture it painted could no longer be ignored 🖼️⚫️.
The republic is indeed favoured by the gods. But it does not stop there, its leader is elevated. In knowledge and power, to govern the state. Just like my fellow avian friend and remarkable president /user/693b454cac3f243c50258b78
And once my poultry visage saw, my webbed toes tickled and my gizzard flipped outside in. I knew then what must be done.
This is my official announcement of candidature for the presidency of Guyanapolis. It is my resolve to be a part of the incredible legacy of our nation.
(And to get red drops too, ofcourse😂😂🤭)
My fist trembles with resolve as I take this bold step, I do it for all duck kind, and call on my countrymen to support me. Here goes nothing: