I come to you today, ladies and Gents of War Era Ireland...
I come to you on this day, to request the honour of being the quickest impeachment in WarEra history. I don't want to be president for 3 days. I want to be president for 3 minutes, maximum.
With your help, we can make my dreams come true. We can blow up Cork hand in hand, we can loot Cavan with smiles writ upon our faces. We can bask in the glorious heat of a nuclear bomb dropped on Drogheda.
And it starts with you, today, at the polls. Please honour me, and then swiftly cast me out. Let's see just how much damage one can do with a few moments of power.
Hear from my unwilling endorsements from numerous legends of Ireland.
"Revan speedrunning nuking Ireland vs Congress speedrunning impeachment vote: this man has my support tbh. If yall are gonna elect someone for the memes, this is the man"- @6976cd6b77dc49b8a4055c3e
"50/50 odds on NI getting nuked tmrw"- @69f08921741545cd6e3a1b16
"Gway with that between you, adro and f#cking toie yer the f#cking ones who give me the most dick riding ever so you'd wanna gway with your endorsement"- @698d0d08b4d3fc6b6eecfa14
"I will consider it"- @6990e66411434f14b0ebde57
"endorsed fosho"- @682787e1a3cf9ba485f027b9
As you can see, willing endorsements all around.
So remember when you go to the polls, vote for me. And together, we can break records.
#RevanForRegression