Ah, another beautiful day in WarEra
The Brits are gone again, much to the worlds delight, Ireland once more have control of the North, and the world is all the better for it.
It's all so nice, and calm. Which is exactly why I must yet again be voted into Congress!
Why? Well, beyond the fact that fires in Cork are down 37% (My bad, I lost track of where the Cork-Kerry border was and kept setting Killarney on fire.), and Cavan's taxes haven't been raised more than 3 times in the last month. Something MUST be done about this! We need someone to right these wrongs!
Look no further than I, Revan. Allow me to take you all into the future, a future where congress throws walloping parties with yokes worth a fiver as god intended them to be, on display, where Mini @698d05589789b5cb628f88b8 usurps @69b73bb9ca9a42b7efc32ae7 for the position of Minister of Defence! A world where Ireland never gives back the North!
Vote Revan, and trust this local congressman to keep shnorting lines off our Money President @6990e66411434f14b0ebde57 boobies.
Just take a look at my superb references and endorsements which were give under NO duress whatsoever!
"I endorsement you for Congress Copy paste that wherever you need it. Kisses."- @69b03a0ee5230b35c2860968
"uhh. (Hesitant pause) This lad has my support since he's a congressman that is not in a coma (yet)" - @6976cd6b77dc49b8a4055c3e
"I'd rather saw off my leg with a rusty spoon"- @698d0d08b4d3fc6b6eecfa14
"Hahahah I'll do this in the morning for you. That's hilarious man" -@698d05589789b5cb628f88b8 (Not arsed)
"I think of you before I sleep at night and when I wake up in the morning." - @6990e66411434f14b0ebde57
Remember folks, when you go to the polls, think, 'how can I make my local community even worse?'
Think of me.
-RevanEire, Ireland's Minister of Mayhem.