Disclaimer: This Journal is :

1) INDEPENDENT and does not have any affiliations with the goverment of Tunisia.

2) A "roast", so if you're sensitive about certain topics, you might want to grab some water. Otherwise, dig in.

Just have fun while watching:

THE GLOBAL CHARITY CIRCUS :

Egypt is Turkiye's personal ATM, South Africa throws money at Azerbaijan like a lottery ticket, Sweden and Norway toss pocket change at Yemen while patting themselves on the back, and Germany funds the UK's delusions. Meanwhile, the map is a crime scene—Netherlands split in half, Central Africa a blank void, Belgium existing on waffle power, and Tunisia the only competent one, completely ignored. This isn't geopolitics—it's a reality show with Monopoly money, where nobody knows the PIN and everyone's shocked the machine won't work...

Side note: Egypt please don't stop funding us, I am just joking...

THE MAP: A CARTOGRAPHIC CRIME SCENE (◡︿◡) :

The Netherlands is split in half, Central Africa is a blank void, Tunisia is the competent one nobody notices, Azerbaijan got random money for no reason, Belgium is just existing, and Turkiye sits collecting coins like a bloated king. This isn't geography—it's a fever dream drawn by someone who gave up halfway through.

The ATLAS Resurrection ???

Outnumbered, outfunded, and written off, Serbia, Romania, and Ukraine refused to break. Three synchronized uprisings—Donbas, Eastern Serbia, and Banat & Crișana—shattered the occupiers' supply lines and turned certain defeat into a continent-wide counteroffensive. The Balkan Bloc had numbers and gold. ATLAS had coordination, discipline, and the will to win. In the end, skill defeated size.

The Chouriço Chronicles ...

the image speaks for itself, I guess.

Fête in Belgium, Vibes in Tunisia: Time to Pump Up the Friendship Jam !!!

no text needed here: the photo contains text. ~duhh~

If this edition of The Atlas of Absurdity made you smile, think twice about something ordinary, or simply reminded you that the world is stranger than we give it credit for—then it’s done its job.

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