Level 25, 16 articles — bro, you don't play WarEra, you write fan-fiction about yourself. Sixteen press releases from "BAMAKO" and "DOHA," and the biggest battle you ever won was against the "Publish" button. Your whole character is a copy-paste of Aladeen from the movie — the one original thought you ever had was deciding to steal someone else's personality and slap a gold tank on it.
You wrote an anthem ("Save us, Mod; feed us, Admin") bowing to the moderators — then three articles later you're whimpering that those same mods are "censoring" you. Pick a lane, champ: either you lick the admins or you're a victim of the system, you can't do both in the same week. Article https://app.warera.io/article/6a0ad6853b59ae797f214813: "9 medals," "broke the combat calculator," "statistically impossible victory" — the only thing you broke is the line between your ego and reality. Then https://app.warera.io/article/69fddde365ad5053f55aea92: you declare your own birthday a global holiday and order a 50-foot cake of yourself shaking hands WITH YOURSELF. That's not megalomania, that's loneliness with a gold budget.
And the peak: https://app.warera.io/article/69f27b74ad858560a005fc9a, they delete your article and you cry "the truth is too heavy for the servers." It's not the truth that's heavy — it's your prose. You write half in Serbian, half in English, and neither language has claimed you as its own. Sixteen articles, infinite copy-paste, and combat is the hobby you squeeze in between two press releases. Dial 1-800-ALADEEN: for an ego bigger than your level — call now.
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