Rum, Riches & Ridiculous Ambitions! | Why a Rum-Soaked Pig Wants Your Vote 🏴‍☠️

Pirates,

today I have something special for you.

Grab a mug. Sit down.
This one needs rum.

And if you are not a pirate of the https://app.warera.io/country/6873d0ea1758b40e712b5f60: this is not for you!
F**k off!

Got your mug?
Alright, great. Take a sip now.

Excellent.
Now, listen to what I have to say.

So last night, somewhere between the third and the “I’ve lost count” bottle of our finest rum, I had an idea.


I have to admit, my last BIG idea ended with 15,000 BTC spent against https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d446e731854c7ac7b8 in Russia, in the largest battle our cozy island nation has ever fought.

It was MAD. Failure was inevitable.

But you know what?
We did it anyway.

https://app.warera.io/battle/6a48ce66812281468af5009f

This new idea is better. It will cost us less. I promise!

At least for now :hehe:

So here is the thing:

I WANT TO BE YOUR PRESIDENT.
Yes. Thats my idea. Me. Your president.
The pig with the cool pirate hat.

Why?
Because something is coming, lads.
I have a dream. A vision. A life goal.

THE BIGGEST. AND BEST. RAID. THE SOLOMONS HAVE EVER SEEN.

Where? Can’t tell you yet. Congress does already know tho.
When? Not this term. Probably not even the next one.
How big? YES.

A raid like that doesn’t start with cannons.
It starts with preparation. And I want us to set the course together in the weeks to come.

So brace yourselves for something no pirate has ever promised:

If you make me your pirate king, the next 30 days will be BORING.

Boring on deck, that is.

Below deck, we’ll be busy:

• We learn the new tricks. The game has changed A LOT recently. Even we pirates have to read and understand the new manual before we take any action.

• We stack gear. Every gun, tank and jet. (The rum cellar stays a rum cellar. Pinky promise!)

• We fill our chests. Pretty self-explanatory.

• We pull some strings. Quiet talks, old friends, new friends. You probably won’t see much of it. That’s the whole point. We stay under the radar for now.

• We open our harbors. Every new pirate is one more cannon.

• No pointless wars against our neighbors. A pirate promising peace? Yeah, I know… But it’s the right move for now.

• We talk nonsense and have a blast. That’s just how we roll. Non-negotiable.

The only mandatory thing on this island will be fun.
Please note that rum is still strongly recommended.

So let’s finish my little speech with some buzzwords you might like:
FREEDOM. FRIENDSHIP. RUM.
At least for now.

So, vote Rumswine!
I mean, what’s the worst that could happen?

Arrrrr, respectfully (and slightly drunk) yours,

Commander Rumswine 🏴‍☠️
Now your presidential candidate, apparently