SA is causing global mischief... again

DogDecember 11, 2025entertainment

The past few weeks have been… lively. Fights breaking out everywhere, nerves on edge, and suddenly South America is knee-deep in chaos.

Many players blinked twice and asked, “Wait… when did this happen?”


It seems to have started when a few fiery articles took aim at Venezuela. Ever since then, the whole world has been trembling like a chihuahua in winter.

What is certain is that the other SA, Saudi Arabia, is having the time of its life.

They’re hunting bounties like hounds on a gold trail, and the weekly damage has soared past 6 million!
If Japan weren’t contesting the same bounties, Saudi Arabia would have eaten the whole buffet by now.

Over in SA... South America, Peru has been stirring the pot, taking on both Chile and Argentina with the mighty “Daddyzilla” backing them.
But even Daddyzilla seems to be running low on fuel.

  • Is the money moving?

  • Is it tied up in past contracts?

  • Is it hiding in the stock market like a shy tortoise?

We simply don’t know, at least not until someone pulls the rug.


And then there’s RSA.
You know them right?
They've rebranded recently from SAFA to RSA.
No? You still don't know who it is?
Why not? We are the loudest bunch on this planet!

Of course RSA means South Africa, and we literally show up everywhere!

  • Europe? Present.

  • Africa? Of course.

  • South America? Why not.

If there’s a battle, you’ll usually spot RSA slipping in some damage, often on the side that’s least likely to win. But the reason is simple: Africa should be free, and native players should actually get to play as themselves.

A wholesome dream indeed!
Let's have a look at what we are doing now, obviously we should defend Africa, so we are… in South America?

Fun times. Guess we will see what is happening there!


One thing is clear:
I am broke, and in need of tips to pay my workers.