Secret to World Domination : G & G method

After days of interviewing top players, I have obtained the method they all commonly used to dominate the leader-board , and I, being the generous man I am, desires to share that secret with the world, the secret of Goon & Gamble method.

The Discovery

When I questioned the top wealthiest players of their secrets, they all answered with one sentence, " my secret ? hm.. must be the sacred method of G & G".

But when I questioned about this exalted method they all spoke of, hesitance was clearly visible. But as a professional extractor, I had a trick up my sleeve to force them to spill the beans, my personal seduction squad. But extracting from high level players was no ease, and I knew it ,but at last, after countless sleepless nights ,I got my hands on that sacred method , and I have to say I am baffled by how someone came up with such a groundbreaking innovation.

The G & G method : Goon

The first step of world domination is Gooning, of course, as The great Sun Tzu once said,

Remember,

" A victory without gooning is nothing but a lost experience"

- Admins and Veterans of warera

The G & G method : GAMBLE

Its a common misconception that one should gamble the first thing in the morning, it is true to some extent, but it is scientifically proven that gooning before gambling increases the chances of getting mythicals by tenfold, as gooning can suppress external supernatural forces interfering with your luck. Thereby, your gooning intensity directly affects your gambling luck.

It is recommended that,

*yearly goon -Commons

monthly goon - uncommon

weekly goon - rare

daily goon - epic

hourly goon - legendary

non stop gooning - mythics

Image showing the relationship between gooning intensity and gambling

Now this method may seem funny to some, but trust me, its more effective than what you can find in any guide. I was threatened by foreign governments to not disclose this information, but my conscience never allowed me that, so here I am after selling all my possessions just to publish this article risking my life to reveal the truth to the whole world, I have done my job I shall rest for eternity now .

Cheerios.

(yes, i was forced to write this)