Don't get me wrong—I detest war. My favorite quote about war is: "In wartime, the children of the poor go into captivity, while the children of the rich go to foreign universities."
And yet, sooner or later, it is bound to happen that Germany becomes involved in a war against you; that is why I am presenting three things you can do in preparation for this.
1. Pay your taxes properly—for instance, by donating to this or any other German article. Ideally, do so daily.
2. Focus your skills on the economy; this demonstrates that you are not needed for military service and thus pose no threat, allowing you to afford a scholarship abroad for your children instead of sending them off to war.
3. Be honest and respectful toward Germans in all chat areas; show them your loyalty and that you harbor no ill intent, and those same values will be returned to you.
Thank you for your brief attention to this important matter. As the Propaganda Minister of my division, I bid you farewell with the warmest of words: *Tschüss* /s