Celebrating! The birth of SIN news outlet ☺️ pachi pachi pachi... 👏👏👏
Yokosuker proudly present Spetember Indeginous Noose (SIN)! I promise to bring news from the eyes of a fool (yours truly❤️). This gonna be exclusive, absolutely. It's true. All genuine information and fact-checked without bias (trust). Best of it? SIN will be published at no particular schedule. You heard me! Publishing will be done in anyhow manner, according to my whim. Who knows better about surprise than the man? Even I don't know when is the next issue....
Strike the iron when it is hot. Nay! My news gonna appear long after it is no longer relevant. Mhm, we making a cheese of the news here. Can't fret over every whey and curd, eh?
In this introductory issue, I would like to thank Mother Nature. Now that Krakatoa issue is getting better and there is no casualty except for cancelled flights, yours truly took a gander why fly is a nicht nicht cuz of it. Apparently does volcanic stuffs are like molten sharp glasses which would absolutely shred jets! Hmm I have seen this before... just like FLAK Anti-air, innit? ☺️
Last week, sighting of UFO is seen across Singapore sky. What follows are scawy UwU! It was a massive fleet of UFOs (Unsuccessful Foreign Operatives). The people prayed and heaven listened! Divine protection is come and evil is driven back, just driven back mind you, biding its time... licking its wound... Will these old evil return?
Now as if it was a competition, even the great Krakatoa kidz shoot FLAK and ground them UFOs in tandem. With heavenly and subterranean force, Singapore was not kil...
How weird, the earth also opened its mouth as if Mother Nature found the sight disgusting and compelled to barf
Coincidences? eh
I will always choose again to walk the path of roses, fear not these thorns, if everything happens for a reason, then these scars mean something too.
Now please stand for SIN anthem:
-do you remember, zero 4th of Spetember...
Please sit back
Editor's notes:
Really dude, don't take this as your news. Maybe just like relaxation between reading real news.