So Ireland wants peace? Cool! Good for them. But their big brain solution is to marry me off to some random German. (I don't even know how to speak German)I do not even know the guy. Then after the wedding I get shipped to Belgium like an Amazon package. Exported. Like I am a used car or something, I respect Ireland. I do. They have been good to me. But what is this plan. Seriously. Who thought this was a good idea!?(Did Babu bribe anyone of you?)
"Hey I know! Lets stop the war by giving away one of our own players. That will fix everything!!!" Belgium hates me by the way. And now they want me to live there. Imagine waking up every day in a country that wants you gone. That is fine. That is totally fine.
Babu is probably watching this whole thing happen. The Mute King himself. He is just sitting there with waffles. I would rage bait him but honestly I am too tired. Let him have his fun, Coslife still hates me too. That is fine, I have got haters on all sides now. Belgium hates me. Coslife hates me. The German probably will hate me after the wedding. At least Ireland still likes me. (For now). Until they put me on a boat to Brussels.
Fuck this wedding. I will build roads. I will stop yelling in chat. Just no wedding. No Germany(No offence German brothers). No export. I am begging you. This is the weirdest peace deal in history and I want no part of it.
*Ahhh!!!* *Cussing*