Song parody: two days in the US, i need money

SuitJanuary 28, 2026begging

I'm two days in the US

And I'm 3 thousand damage behind

There's this guy, let's name him https://app.warera.io/user/68e566a24f402291d4a8c1b1

He says he wants me to defend

But it doesn't really sit with me quite right

'Cause my eco just went up in flames

And I keep accidentally shooting at my own frontlines

I wake up kinda hungover

And I wake up kinda broke

And I wake up kinda seeing the bounties disappeared

But I'll just eco when I'm dead

See I don't like wasting money

But i have do as I'm told

So I just drive around and keep my head down

And hope my tank holds

And everybody's telling me that I'm doing so well

I try to trust them, honestly

I find it hard to tell

If I need ammo or I need money

I try my best to shoot the Spanish

I tell myself, I say out loud

It's fine, I'll figure it all out

I tend to forget

I'm still only level 20

In a way, this game of mine has only just begun

I've got time

(Give me money for kiss)