SOUND THE ALARMS! Greenland is visiting.

KyleTheEvilJuly 23, 2026news

Minions of evil! Make haste

Polish the cutlery! peel the Spuds! Clean your rooms!

Our esteemed guests the Greenlansers have come to pay their respects to our mighty empire.

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On the back of our successful evil schemes involving Greenland a delegation has been sent to Ireland to witness our majesty first hand and to learn from our evil ways.

The itinerary for the day includes many evil activities for our guests to enjoy.

8:45- Delegation arrives, Photo op and maniacal laughing workshop.

9:30- Baby seal clubbing match.

10:45- Cut in que for coffee and scones.

11:15- Relax next to pools of toxic waste.

12.30- Lunch in Evil Lair,

Starter

Turtle eggs on sourdough with

orphan tear reduction.

Main course

Fresh cuts of Veal with mashed potatoes,

Roasted potatoes, potato gratin and Chips.

Dessert

The suffering of our enemies

2:00- Flaying and human leather working crafts.

4:00- Farewells and photo op

We hope that this meeting can strengthen the bonds of evil between our two nations.

KyleTheEvil- high archon of the emerald isles and Paragon of evil