Hey hey people, Sseth here.

As you know, the Soth Afrikan election is just around the corner, and it's knocking on my door with horny intention. Apparently I'm the only candidate clean enough to lead this needy nation. Its no suprise. Since I even provide feet-washing services at church free of charge. Truly, the résumé of a statesman.

Long story short, the country is currently under invasion by... I honestly have no idea who. I don't really follow politics unless it directly benefits me. For the sake of convenience, I'll simply refer to them as "the French." It's short, easy to pronounce, and even easier to hate.

MY PROMISES

1. REVOLUTION FOR FREEDOM

I shall lead a glorious uprising to liberate our homeland from the filthy "Frenchmen." They are no longer welcome here.

I will personally train every soldier until they are in peak condition to FACE any challenge that may arise.

2. PERFECT COMMUNISM FOR EVERYONE

I will introduce a political system that, at the very least, sounds fantastic on paper. Pleasure Communism.

Unlike capitalism, which somehow does not even sounds good on any files.

Surely this system will help us to deal with invaders. Just like in WW2

3. HIGH MORALE

I shall partner with the last truly wholesome company on Earth—Nintendo—to open Mario-themed stripper clubs.

Family entertainment. For all ages. Morale will increase by at least 300%.

4. LITERATURE SUPPORT

Every citizen of South Africa will be required to read my favorite book:

Don't worry, there's an audiobook narrated entirely by ME.

Anyway, that's everything I can realistically promise before the fact-checkers wake up.

Thank you for your fish-sized attention span.

Stay tuned.

Stay hard.

Sseth out.

Additional meme

New Cyberpunk Manga finally came!!!