The newsroom has spent days trying to interview the busiest citizen in all of Spain.
According to official records, this national hero works, fights, trades, participates in politics, answers messages, organizes projects, and somehow still finds time to have an opinion about absolutely everything.
Our journalists began the search with optimism.
On the first day, we discovered he was working.
On the second day, he was attending an important meeting.
On the third day, he was organizing something "urgent."
On the fourth day, he was dealing with another problem that was "even more urgent."
On the fifth day, we finally managed to contact him.
His response was:
"Can't right now."
The investigation revealed some surprising facts.
Some citizens claim he sleeps only four minutes a day.
Others believe he has several clones scattered across the country.
A group of scientists even suggested the possibility that three different citizens are using the same account.
The most worrying theory is that he is actually just one person.
Meanwhile, his to-do list keeps growing:
Fix the economy.
Organize the army.
Manage companies.
Reply to private messages.
Put out political fires.
Listen to complaints.
Listen to more complaints.
Listen to even more complaints.
When we asked various citizens who this person was, everyone pointed at someone different.
The only thing that became clear is that every country has at least one.
That player who seems to be everywhere.
The one who always appears when a problem arises.
The one who answers messages at 3 AM.
And the one who is probably reading this article while trying to finish ten other tasks at the same time.
If you recognized yourself in this description, stop reading.
Go get some rest.
Spain will survive a few minutes without you.
Probably.