Special Announcement from the Pool

Hi there, it’s your friendly neighborhood, wait wrong universe…. Hi! It’s me, Deadpool. Now you may be asking yourself, why is Deadpool actually WRITING an article? I mean after all I usually just toss some gifs (and yes there will be plenty of those) and ask for money and call it a day. But NO! Today I am here to discuss a serious issue!

My appointment to Minister of Foreign Affairs for The UAE.

That’s RIGHT! Ya man in the red tights is BACK! And in office! But I promise you won’t find me in those files. No sir, after all if you remember in my first movie, I told you, I’m just a bad guy who gets paid to &$@# up worse guys. Which just begs the question. How did I end up here? Well let me tell you through a series of bad gifs

But before that, can we PLEASE talk about what a tragedy it is that bounties seem to have plummeted AND what the absolute cluster &$@# is going on in Africa and Europe.

It seems while everyone gets richer from the obscene printing press services done at moderator HQ

That people seem to be less inclined on spending it (on anything other than cases because we gotta gamble). As wars rage around us and the peoples of Saudi Arabia and UAE together dream of the fall of TurkIndia where once again our lands can reign freely. I want to ask. WHERE ARE THE BOUNTIES BRO.

And as for my travels and where I went, let’s just say, I went down a rabbit hole. Queueueueue the bad memes and gifs

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