Step 1: infiltration - a huge success.

The Ratican grows in influence

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Dear mom, all is well and I am almost eating good.

For the last couple of days, I have slowly been extending the Ratican influence within the Vatican City and its monasteries.

It has been hard to abstain from the usual shitposting, but the catholics take abstinence pretty seriously and in order to stay undercover I unfortunately have to stay serious.

I will continue to stay undercover and use my funds on continuing to buy fake beards and bald wigs to fit in.

All my best to the family!

/Rotta.