STOP SELLING CASES

Stop selling cases

Before I begin, I must clarify: everything written below is 100% true, and I AM NOT CRAZY. Also, if I suddenly disappear… you already know who did it.

Lately, I have noticed “experienced” players trying to “help” newer players by advising them to sell their crates instead of opening them like every self-respecting player should do. This is nothing but a HUGE, UGLY, AND HORRIBLE CONSPIRACY trying to prevent you from hitting it big and having fun.

Now listen carefully, because this goes deep. I am not an economist, folks, nor am I a math expert—if I were, I probably wouldn’t be here endorsing gambling—but I know how supply and demand work. Let me make their evil plan plain and simple:

By brainwashing honest players into selling their cases, they artificially flood the market. This creates a massive spike in supply, which triggers:

• Lower Demand

• Crashing Prices

• Massive Discounts FOR THEM

They exploit poor, hardworking players by scaring them into selling their crates for pennies. This ensures that they can swoop in, buy cases for cheap, and hit it big themselves.

I want to close by saying this, and I want you to think about it for a moment: How can you sleep at night knowing there is a 1 in 1,000 chance you gave away a jet for the price of four gold bars?

In the coming days, I will write an article proving gambling is profitable 99.9% of the time using PURE MATH, putting any doubt against gambling to rest once and for all.