The documents reveal the full Swedish strategy for the upcoming war against Belgium.
Experts are… confused.
The Swedish high command gathered the best minds available.
Unfortunately the best minds were already busy, and are not swedish.
So instead they gathered the noobs.
Our plan was simple:
Eat pancakes
Complain internally
Do absolutely nothing for several hours
Somehow still win
A classic Swedish strategy.
Swedish scouts were sent to observe the enemy invaders, the Belgian waffle eaters.
The official report:
“Yes, they are enemies.”
This information was considered extremely valuable.
Our first attack was highly advanced.
We stared at them.
Silently.
For a very long time.
Some Belgians became uncomfortable.
Some thought we were brain damaged.
We are not.
Atleast not officially.
But the uncertainty was devastating.
According to the leaked documents Sweden has one final advantage.
No one knows what the Swedish army is doing.
Including the Swedish army.
This unpredictability makes them extremely dangerous.
Mostly to themselves.
The rest of the leaked documents contain several rounds of hang man, none of them solved.
A few crude drawings of what seems to be belgian waffles combined with feces.
Experts have not been able to decipher the meaning of this.
Sweden is coming for you Belgium.
Please be patient while we figure out how.