Swedish Lemming Units in London: "We've Developed a Taste for Bicycle Tires and Tulips"

The swedish Lemming units is marching in London.

LONDON. Britain's war of liberation continues. Dutch forces and their allies have launched a counteroffensive in southeastern England. But in London, a rather unusual Swedish unit stands ready.

- We lemming soldiers have been stationed to defend London, a general told the Gavlan Herald.

It is the legendary lemming Slemming whose famous units - Lemmings, Lemmingss, and Lemmingsss - have marched through the streets of London.

"There's good beer and football here."

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- We lemming soldiers have been stationed to defend London, a general told

- There's good beer and football here. That's strategically important territory for the B.E.E.R Alliance.

Slemming with his legendary lemming units.

At first, many Britons were skeptical about why the Swedish Armed Forces had sent tiny lemmings to help defend their capital. But after witnessing what the little rodents could do in combat, opinions changed quickly.

- During the very first Dutch assault, the lemmings chewed through every single bicycle tire. And before long, there wasn't a surviving tulip left anywhere in the city, said one civilian, who wished to remain anonymous.

The lemmings got taste for bicycle tires and tulips.

- We've developed a taste for bicycle tires and tulips, one lemming soldier stated.

Equally astonishing were reports of lemmings swallowing mysterious pills, hurling grenades, and forcing the enemy into a rapid retreat - a bizarre combination of biological, technological, and pharmaceutical warfare all at once.

Lemmings eat pills and throw grenades at the enemy.

One or two units do not win a war on their own. But one thing is clear: the Swedish lemmings have arrived to leave their mark.

All for the B.E.E.R Alliance.

//Gävleborg, Gavlan Herald