Swedish top officials suspected of war crimes!

Breaking news!

Swedish top government official has been exposed for committing heinous war crimes in the Italian alps!

Around 20:00 local time, a VW Caddy from Bogdans Pizzeria & Gym was seen arriving at the Swedish forward positions, stacked to the roof with a previously unknown combined psychological, biological and chemical weapon of war.

Approximately 10 minutes later https://app.warera.io/user/685039b497ab0ba32805d4df and https://app.warera.io/user/684c7b78a4bac2a5600b6990 was observed carrying stacks of pizza boxes towards the front line - hiding them among Italian rations.

Italian forces was shocked, and an unknown number of troops will require extensive psychological treatment after seeing one of their troop mates taking a bite of the infamous Pizza Africana.
[A Pizza usually topped with bananas, curry powder, peanuts, raisins and chicken or ham.
To make things worse, they even added a few ones with pineapple rings on top.]

This led to a severe psychosis causing him to open fire among his own ranks.
Some sources claim he missed, but did as much as up to 20k damage to his friends and allies.

The unnamed soldier (for his own protection from his own government) is currently undergoing extensive gastrointestinal surgeries.
It is still not known why he took a bite of something so obviously dangerous, but rumours say that he was propped up on combat enhancing drugs at the time and did not think clearly.

We wish everyone involved a good recovery!

Personally, I am glad I'm fighting alongside the swedes so I don't have to suffer the same fate.

Extra! Extra!

https://app.warera.io/article/69d2c1bac074f80437d7a7f5

https://app.warera.io/article/69d3bde0c074f80437c7c177

https://app.warera.io/article/69d4edc3d4aedcfc56821ffd

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