Thank you citizens of Canada!

Denny_CraneApril 7, 2026politics

Thank you online citizens of Canada!


You know you chose best when you chose Denny Crane! On the election day, that glorious 6th of April 2026, you’ve known me for mere 14 days as Edmund_Blackadder. Since I am still trying to find my place under the War Era Sun and the election win was unexpected, I re-branded myself to Denny_Crane - a satirical character portrayed by our national treasure - Mr. William Shatner. So, don’t take anything I say seriously. I have mad moose disease…

TLDR - Denny Crane is the only politician that looks out for your best interests!


Campaign Promises


There were none! So, what I can promise you now is that I won’t be running for the next election! Instead, since voting in Canada is so impactful, I can give my vote of support to one player that runs at the next election that has not been elected previously!

Denny Crane! Undefeated!


First days in the Office


Wasn’t there yet, it’s fishing season in Nimmo Bay, BC…What I can tell you is that once you get elected and receive the Congress Member achievement, you don’t get the 5 gold as for some other in-game achievements. That’s too bad because I booked this trip in advance so now Denny’s broke.


Plans for the Term


I will leave the trivial decisions to the experienced players. However, I will start lobbying among other Congressmen to make Canadian colors on the map Flamingo style:

History Note: An escaped flamingo from Granby Zoo, Quebec, was found in 2021 in a nearby Tim Hortons parking lot before being safely recaptured.


Final Message


Denny Crane supports our troops! Lock and load!

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Truly Yours,

Denny Crane

Patriot, Congressman

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