The Dutch have no place in the North

A nation built below sea level has no business in the Scandinavian mountains. Up here, we eat real cheese like Västerbotten and Prästost, not soft little gentleman cheeses like Gouda or Edam. We drive Volvos to work and fly JAS Gripens into battle, not squeaky bicycles that get a flat tire halfway there.

We drink proper beer: Norrlands, Falcon, and Åbro. Not watered-down lemonade disguised as Heineken.

Dutchmen, this is Nordic land. We raise Vikings here - not a discount trading empire pretending to be one.