Hello Mali,
It is time for the primary elections, and I am throwing my hat in the ring.
Let us be completely honest with each other. I am running for President because I want the badge. I want the achievement. And frankly, it would be pretty funny.
But I am not just here for the memes. I have actually done things for this country. Since arriving, I have donated loads to the economy to help us grow. I have put in a little bit of damage on the battlefront. I am already serving in Congress, so I know how the government works here. And most importantly, Vel loves me. If that is not a ringing endorsement, I do not know what is.
So go on. Give us a vote. Let us get this badge, let us have a laugh, and let us see what happens.
Vote The Fatican.
Slán go fóill,
The Fatican