By The British‑Sparrow Defender of Britain, Enemy of Dutch Trickery
The British Empire has survived invasions, rebellions and the French but today my fellow citizens we uncovered something far more insulting
A Netherlands spy slithering through our glorious Empire disguised as an elderly British gentleman
His name?
Webtimize.
A name so suspicious
For weeks, this imposter shuffled around our cities pretending to be a harmless old chap sipping tea, complaining about the weather and saying lovely jubbly with an accent so fake it could peel paint off a Spitfire.
But the Empire watches.
And the British‑Sparrow sees everything.