The GOAT Needs Your Help

It is with a heavy heart that I share these news. It has come to my attention that a very dear acquaintance of ours is in dire need of our support.

Warning, viewer discretion is strongly advised.

I know.

I understand if you're uncontrollably sobbing at the sight of these horrible news.

But not all is lost.

With a small donation of 1000 BTC, to honor the 1000 goals he will score in total (at this rate, probably only in 2034), you can help Ronaldo get back to scoring goals on the pitch (hopefully) and scoring lucrative factory deals to develop his economy (just don't tell him there's jets in the game too)

Meanwhile, we pray for our poor, poor friend.

Siuuuuu (in a sad tone).