💋 THE HOMIE KISS HANDBOOK

A Completely Unnecessary Guide to Advanced Friendship💋

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•FIRST LOCATE THE HOMIE

-Identify your target

•Step 1: Approach the homie with confidence.

-No hesitation. No fear. You are a warrior

•Step 2: Initiate the Dap Protocol.

• Slowly Approach the homie while covering dap-up distance

• Avoid eye contact.

• 🤝One dap. One nod. No speeches.

• Hold for 10 seconds

•Step 3: ESTABLISH EYE CONTACT

-Lock eyes with the homie.

-Hold for 10 second

•Step 4: THE CEREMONY OF BROTHERHOOD

-Execute the legendary homie kiss.

-Hold for 10 second exact

-Tickle eachother while locked in

-(Don't forget to tickle feet)-

•Step 5: The POST-CEREMONY CELEBRATION

-Fist bump.

-Victory nod.

-Walk away like two war heroes.

— +50 Brotherhood XP

— +25 Friendship XP

•Step 6: THE FINAL HOMIE VERDICT

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Was it gay?

Nope. It wasn't

Therefore, Not gay

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“Real homies don’t ask questions. They dap up, lock in, make Out, and Leave”