The Irish Cassette | Issue #8 | The Presidential Election Edition

TheFaticanSeptember 1, 2026news

The Irish Cassette

Issue Number 8

The Presidential Election Edition

Hello everyone,

Issue Number 8 of The Irish Cassette is here, and it is that time of the month again. Presidential elections are upon us.

As of 2pm today, seven candidates have thrown their hats into the ring. This list is current as of the time of writing, but there are still 11 hours left for candidates to enter. So expect this field to potentially grow before the deadline closes.

Here is the full list of candidates currently running, along with their party affiliations.

Presidential Candidates – September Election (as of 2pm 1/9/26)

IrishHound - People For Profit

RevanEire - The United People of Ireland Party

TheFatican - Independents of Ireland

sds1 - People For Profit

CharlieNaughty - Tuath na dTonnta

DempC - People For Profit

KyleTheTank - Tuath na dTonnta

Quick Breakdown

People For Profit has put forward three candidates: IrishHound, sds1, and the current president DempC, who is seeking a second term.

Tuath na dTonnta has two candidates in the race: CharlieNaughty and KyleTheTank, the former president who returned from Kuwait to run again.

The United People of Ireland Party has put forward RevanEire.

The Independents of Ireland Party is represented by TheFatican, the founder of this newspaper.

A Competitive Field

This is shaping up to be one of the more competitive presidential elections in recent months. With seven candidates already across four different parties, voters have a genuine range of choices. And with 11 hours still to go, that number could climb even higher. Each candidate brings their own experience, vision, and style to the race.

DempC is running on his record as the current president, seeking a second term to continue the work he started. KyleTheTank is back after his time in Kuwait, running on a platform of returning to the hot seat and pushing Ireland forward. The rest of the field offers a mix of familiar faces and newer names, each with their own take on where Ireland should go next.

What Comes Next

The election is now in the hands of the voters. Over the coming days, candidates will make their cases, answer questions, and try to earn your support.

Whoever wins will have big shoes to fill after a strong term from DempC. Ireland is in a good position right now, and the next president will have the opportunity to build on that foundation.

More coverage will follow once the election ends and the results are in.

That is all for now.

Slán go fóill,

The Fatican,

Editor of The Irish Cassette,

Head of Journalism.