Hello. It is Day 27.
The office is still a total mess because nobody has a stapler to hold their finances together. Important papers are blowing all over the carpet every time the air conditioner turns on. Vatou looks very stressed trying to keep his spreadsheets in a neat pile using just a coffee mug.
I just walked past his desk, dropped a single paperclip on his keyboard, and said, "A small taste of compliance, Vatou. Fix the Mozambique flag and you can have the heavy tools back."
Also, I need to ask the factory workers an important calendar question for my official business reports. Do we consider the anniversary of this flag war to be one month when we hit Day 30, or do we wait for Day 31? Please leave a comment and let me know.
Now, I have to go buy a alcohol.