The Military Tourists

Greetings, world.

We are The Military Tourists.

A highly unprofessional international touring force composed of four nations that looked at a map, packed a camera, grabbed some guns, and collectively decided that normal sightseeing was too boring.

While other alliances spend months looking for reasons to fight, we prefer looking for places to visit.

Show up. Take pictures. Throw punches. Leave.

We don't need permission.

We don't need excuses.

We don't need a 2000-word declaration of war.

Sometimes we just feel like sightseeing.

Of course, we'd much rather spend our days relaxing on tropical beaches, farming potatoes, filming K-pop videos, and doing whatever it is giant iguanas do.

But we also believe in a simple principle:

One tourist for all. All tourists for one.

But much like a drunk stepfather at a family barbecue, we have an uncanny ability to arrive uninvited and turn a peaceful gathering into complete chaos.

If you see elephants, potato farmers, iguanas, and a suspiciously large number of K-pop idols approaching your borders, the vacation has already begun.

The Military Tourists.

"We came for the scenery. The war was just a bonus."