By the Ministry. About the Ministry. From honesty, exempt.
With humble thanks to https://app.warera.io/user/690efde8fa2a3c7c37ee867d — the Republic's resident poet,
whose verses inspired this regrettable attempt.
We are the voice you didn't elect
Loud, unbothered, factually suspect.
We turned a fart into a doctrine of state
And libelled two Presidents, both rather great.
We made the map purple. We made the map green.
We made the map brown. You know what we mean.
Our sources are vibes. Our receipts are thin.
Our screenshots are cropped to make sure we win.
But every citizen we've slandered or named
Was slandered with style, and tastefully framed.
So raise a glass to the keyboard, the pen
And to having, regrettably, fun once again.
🇿🇦 Vivat the Republic. Vivat the press. Vivat absolutely zero fact-checking. 🇿🇦