The Ministry Nobody Leaves

What do you think the greatest trap in history is?

Is it the traps Vietnamese soldiers set during the Vietnam War?
Is it the obsidian trap surrounded by elder guardians in Minecraft?
Is it some ancient cursed tomb designed to trap explorers forever?

Wrong.

The finest trap ever created is:

Internship in the Ministry of Finance, Government of India.

For years, citizens believed that the most powerful institutions in India were the Presidency, the Defence Ministry, and the Foreign Ministry.
But recent revelations suggest that the true power may lie somewhere far darker.

The Finance Ministry.

The Finance Minister himself, Navi, made a chilling statement during an internal conversation:

“Once you enter the Finance Ministry, you're not going back.”

When questioned further, he reportedly added:

“Yes, once you enter the FM department there is no going back. I myself wanna quit but I can't.”

Apparently, once you enter FM, there is no escape.

And somehow it gets worse.

Our Defence Minister then dropped this absolutely terrifying statement:

“FM internship is a required stepping stone, you can never be anything if you haven't worked under Navi.”

So let me get this straight.
The President is an FM intern.
The Defence Minister is an FM intern.
Every important person in the government has somehow passed through this department.

At this point, I’m convinced the Finance Ministry is not a ministry.
It’s a canon event.

And the scariest part?
Nobody even knows who truly runs the ministry anymore. Even the Finance Minister herself seems trapped inside it.

At this point, I’m genuinely starting to think there’s some ghost haunting the building whose entire existence revolves around recruiting FM interns.

Either that… or the ministry itself is cursed. 😭

I’m telling you all right now — if one day I suddenly disappear from public life, check the Finance Ministry basement first.