The Misadventures of Sir DigbyChickenCaesar - (Episode 1)

It is I !...

Sir DigbyChickenCaesar ; at your service once more.

And as usual, my trusty sidekick Ginger and I, have been engaged in our quest to find out what the hell is going on -and save humanity from our nemesis, "Some Bastard Who's Presumably Responsible."

Whilst doing my duties in the formative weeks I have come across the following mysteries - behold :

1): Who loves orange soda ? 🍊🥫

2): Are Welsh miles longer than "normal" miles ? 🐑....

3): Why do the Belgians hate us & smell so funny ? 🧇🤢

4): Why do my MU squad mates cry when I press HELP ? 🤣

5): Why do the Dutch like a smoke & pancake ? 🥦🚬🥞

6): Why is Claudia Winkleman's fringe so long ? 🫈💇

7): Why does the UK have some many eco players with strange skill-builds not contributing to the country coffers & not fighting yet either ? 💩🪖🐹💩🪖🐹💩🪖🐹🪖💩

? ? ? ? ? ?

I'm no Sherlock > so please help , send your answers on a postcard to the usual alleyway behind the bins at the back of Home Bargains ...

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I am the only one you can trust to protect you from our nemesis...

DAMN the authorities are onto us : Ginger > let's scarper !

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Episode 2 - coming soon